The daughter of Gavin Rossdale and fashion icon Pearl Lowe, Daisy Lowe isn't exactly what you would expect to see when you think "English fashion model."  But I think that is why I think she is so damn sexy.  She is natural, comfortable in her own body, and obviously a fun chick.  She reminds me more of a rockstar turned full time party girl than she does an English model... but you be the judge.

Are you kidding?  Did you really think I wasn't gonna talk about hotties and weed?  Shit, it is 420 and hump day at the same time!  Today, I wanted to organize some of my favorite quotes about pot, and also point out some smoking hot celebrity stoners.  I hope you are all celebrating appropriately.  Now just sit back, put on some Bob Marley, and let your eyes inhale some hot pics and some knowledge.

The first time I can remember seeing Sarah Shahi was in the movie Old School.  She was a friend of Frank's wife... you know, the hot friend.  Andy Dick's character chastises her during his blow job course when she is getting after a cucumber ("What are you doing? You're like Romulus sucking on the tit of the Motherwolf. If you know your Greek mythology").  She was Miss Fort Worth in 1997, and later became a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader.  Proving once again that  some of the hottest women in the world are grown in Texas.

If you are pASSionate about phat posteriors, Mayra Veronica is probably going to ASSault your senses.  This Cuban born model and singer is known for her mASSive beautiful booty.  Hell, even the United Service Organization (USO) takes her on tour to cheer up our troops, and I hear the soldiers gave her a welcoming that could not be surpASSed.  I wonder if she stayed in the American embASSy?  Were her travels clASSified?  When travleing with the USO did anyone hASSle her for her pASSport? 

I'll stop now because I'm embarrASSing myself.  Check out Mayra Veronica's hourglASS figure.

It must be a hard life being George Clooney.  You have to spend your day getting paid millions of dollars only to come home to Elisabetta Canalis, who recently said she had no interest in having babies.  WTF?!  Clooney must have sold his soul, because his life is just a bit too good.  I bet when he cries he wipes his tears with 100 dollar bills that he stuffed into Elisabetta's cleavage.  Of course, why would George Clooney ever cry?  I can't wait until someone wipes that smug smile of his smug face.