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20 Hot Chicks That Could Press Their Naked Bodies On You If You Get Hypothermia.

Wed, 02/02/2011 - 5:32pm

Anyone else out there cold? I know, all of us pansies in Texas keep complaining that it is below 10 degrees here... but damn it, I'm friggin cold. My guess is if you are in the Northeastern United States, you are truly suffering from the snopacalypse. So listen, if you get hypothermia you can warm yourself back up by getting a naked body on you. Here are 20 naked hotties that you should probably contact now... ya know, in case you get hypothermia. Or you can wait for you friend Big Bob the trucker to warm you. Your call, man.

Jessica Alba could keep you warm

Well, Eva Mendes obviously looks hot.

Kayden Kross appears to have enough body heat to go around.

Milla Jovovich is taking the covers off she is so hot.

Get warm twice as fast with Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley.

Heidi Klum is probably warming you up right now!

Gabrielle Union is ready... just in case you get the hypothermia. What a nice girl!

Katie Price isn't effected by the elements!

Kelly Brook will help you! She can run there!

Christina Aguilera could keep you warm (and sing you a nice lullaby!)

Nicola Mclean could probably warm you up really fast.

Well Monica Bellucci has the right idea. Add warm water to speed the process!

Call up Hef, see if he won't let you take refuge in the grotto with Tiffany Taylor. Looks hot there!

Might want to call Kim Kardashian right now... I'm sure her ass could warm you in minutes.

Natalie Portman seems like such a nice girl. She will help you!

Demi Moore is ready to give a big bear hug.

Angelina Jolie could proably help, but you may have to ask Brad. But it is medical, I'm sure he will want to help!

Leilani Dowding is such a sweet girl. She will warm you from hypothermia.

Cameron Diaz obviously wants to hold something.

Lucy Pinder can keep you warm! Oh look... fur!

Yahoo answers is telling me that rolling naked with someone isn't the best way to warm up IF you have hypothermia. And apparently they don't have to be naked... keeping your undies on will work just fine too. However, if you are dying from hypothermia and any of these 20 ladies offers to warm you up by pressing their naked bodies up against you, I guess it is your call whether you tell them that last bit. Happy hump day!

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