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A Lowe Down And Dirty Friday.

Nemesi5 — Fri, 22 Apr 2011 18:48:24 +0000

The daughter of Gavin Rossdale and fashion icon Pearl Lowe, Daisy Lowe isn't exactly what you would expect to see when you think "English fashion model." But I think that is why I think she is so damn sexy. She is natural, comfortable in her own body, and obviously a fun chick. She reminds me more of a rockstar turned full time party girl than she does an English model... but you be the judge.

Celebrity Stoners Who Are Hot, And My Favorites Quotes About Pot

Nemesi5 — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 21:20:00 +0000

Are you kidding? Did you really think I wasn't gonna talk about hotties and weed? Shit, it is 420 and hump day at the same time! Today, I wanted to organize some of my favorite quotes about pot, and also point out some smoking hot celebrity stoners. I hope you are all celebrating appropriately. Now just sit back, put on some Bob Marley, and let your eyes inhale some hot pics and some knowledge.

Sarah Shahi Is So Perfectly Sexy Cute

Nemesi5 — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 16:33:51 +0000

The first time I can remember seeing Sarah Shahi was in the movie Old School. She was a friend of Frank's wife... you know, the hot friend. Andy Dick's character chastises her during his blow job course when she is getting after a cucumber ("What are you doing? You're like Romulus sucking on the tit of the Motherwolf. If you know your Greek mythology"). She was Miss Fort Worth in 1997, and later became a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader. Proving once again that some of the hottest women in the world are grown in Texas.

Mayra Veronica Makes It A FantASStic Monday

Nemesi5 — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 20:42:25 +0000

If you are pASSionate about phat posteriors, Mayra Veronica is probably going to ASSault your senses. This Cuban born model and singer is known for her mASSive beautiful booty. Hell, even the United Service Organization (USO) takes her on tour to cheer up our troops, and I hear the soldiers gave her a welcoming that could not be surpASSed. I wonder if she stayed in the American embASSy? Were her travels clASSified? When travleing with the USO did anyone hASSle her for her pASSport?

I'll stop now because I'm embarrASSing myself. Check out Mayra Veronica's hourglASS figure.

Elisabetta Canalis Is Just Another Reason To Hate You George Clooney

Nemesi5 — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 17:50:22 +0000

It must be a hard life being George Clooney. You have to spend your day getting paid millions of dollars only to come home to Elisabetta Canalis, who recently said she had no interest in having babies. WTF?! Clooney must have sold his soul, because his life is just a bit too good. I bet when he cries he wipes his tears with 100 dollar bills that he stuffed into Elisabetta's cleavage. Of course, why would George Clooney ever cry? I can't wait until someone wipes that smug smile of his smug face.

Ancilla Tilia Is Like Scarlett Johansson's Dirty Doppelganger

Nemesi5 — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 03:51:01 +0000

Everyone has their doppelganger. Keira Knightly has Natalie Portman. Jon Cryer has Matthew Broderick. Jett Li has China. And Scarlett Johansson has Ancilla Tilia. But it's like you injected a bunch of dirty girl into Ancilla Tilia. If you took Scarlett and spliced in some Lindsay Lohan, a touch of Britney, and a dash of Kim Kardashian (for the ass), and then dressed your sexy DNA project in latex... you got Ancilla. This Dutch fetish model is damn hot.

And what have you done for me today? Huh? Nothin.

I'm A Bit Ashamed That It Has Taken Me So Long To Feature Eva Mendes

Nemesi5 — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 02:17:15 +0000

You know that shame you feel when you wake up in the gutter outside of your favorite bar wearing only the panties of the midget you met the night before? Or that shame you felt when leaving your ugly blind date with the bill after you walked out of the restaurant because you said you had to use the restroom? Well, this is nothing like that. But if you did any of those things you are really messed up, and you should probably seek professional help. This shame is nominal, but I still feel it. Eva Mendes is a super babe, and should have been featured months ago. How can I make it up to you? Oh, how about some of my favorite pics of Eva Mendes??

I'd Like To Have A Cup O' Tea With Danni Wells

Nemesi5 — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 03:05:00 +0000

You know what, I'd like to have a cup o tea with English hottie Danni Wells. Not so that I could ogle her chesticles when her eyes weren't focused on me, and not to listen to what I'm sure is a sexy British accent. I want to ask her one question: Are Page 3 girls treated like royalty over there? Cuz I've been to London and I didn't see one girl over a 6. Sorry blokes, just a Texas boy being honest! Which makes me wonder, can the small percentage of hot chicks in the UK do whatever they want? I guarantee if you saw some babe like Danni Wells robbing someone with a gun, you'd look the other way over there. You can't afford to put the small % of hot women behind bars... then what would everyone have to live for?

Your Mind Is About To Go Blank With Barbie Blank

Nemesi5 — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 23:55:19 +0000

After seeing some of these pictures of Barbie Blank, known as Kelly Kelly to the WWE wrestling fans, I'm starting to figure out why so many people watch pro wrestling. This chick is super hot. Seriously, don't stare directly at her butt or your mind will go Blank. Did you see what I did there? Shit, I'm clever...

Elle Liberachi Can Give One Sexy Look

Nemesi5 — Tue, 05 Apr 2011 22:37:52 +0000

This French Italian model knows how to stare at the camera. Seriously, in almost every picture I have seen of her it appears she is trying to get the camera to go to bed with her. Which pretty much means that every picture of her is awesome. You be the judge...