Late Night Snack: Ashley Johnson

What can we say about this hot, little firecracker. Ashley Johnson is the epitome of fame seeker and will conquer anything that falls in her path. Playboy Cyber Club girl and FoxyForex.com correspondent, Ashley's sweet demeanor doesn't do her justice, she knows exactly what she wants and she is out to get it.

ASHLEY JOHNSON

The Basics

Real Name: Ashley Johnson

Measurements: 34-22-34

Relationship Status: Taken

Making It Easier For You To Stalk Her:

Website: AshleyJonline.com

Twitter: @Ashley_rants

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/i.am.Ashley.Johnson

MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/ashleyjohnsonplayboy

DHC: Any hidden talents?

AJ: Haha no...

DHC Sidenote: Come on Ashley, we know you're flexible, that's a talent.

DHC: Your best feature?

AJ: My stomach.

DHC: What issue or where can we see more of you in Playboy?

AJ: Playboy Cyber club under the Celebrities Pop Culture section.

DHC: What is a FoxyForex correspondent and what do you do?

AJ: A FoxyForex correspondent informs people interested about trading forex on new information and figures of the day.

DHC: What influenced you to pursue a career in modeling and acting?

AJ: I love attention and money...what more could I ask for? haha

DHC Sidenote: We love that you love that, especially since it involves you taking your clothes off.

DHC: Explain what your goals are with your website, AshleyJOnline.com.

AJ: I am a topless comedian, and with my website I would like to push women's topless rights.

DHC Sidenote: A funny, topless woman trying to get other women to be topless? God, I love hippies.

DHC: Best Topless interview on AshleyJOnline?

AJ: Definitely my interview with Ashley Elle, now known as Elle Alexandra.

DHC: Does size matter?

AJ: Well definitely, I prefer small, brown, somewhat soft... bananas for banana bread.

DHC Sidenote: So, you're saying Asian-Mexicans? Just kidding, we're not racist.

DHC: What can a guy do to get your attention?

AJ: Pay attention to the things I mention, because I am dropping hints.

DHC: What was your first time like? Anything memorable?

AJ: Awful.

DHC: Craziest place you've done the deed.  

AJ: Bathroom at a bar and we were walked in on.

Ashley answers a TerribleChoice:

Would you rather have no electronics for a year (iPod, cellphone, gaming console, etc.) OR Work 50 hours a week for a year, but not get paid? Why?

AJ: In either situation I really wouldn't be getting paid...I think I would rather die.

Big thanks to Ashley Johnson for giving us a sliver of her precious time.

XOXO,
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