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My 32 Favorite Names For Boobs (With Pics!)

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 3:43pm

Happy titty Tuesday everyone! This week I wanted to take time to go through my 32 favorite synonyms for boobies. I will also use them in a sentence when necessary, because I would hate for you to use them incorrectly and look like an asshole. Hope you enjoy this funny list of names for the female breasts.

1. Chesticles (or breasticles) - "I tried to look at her eyes, but her chesticles were just out there."

2. Bazongas - "Sorry I'm too tired to go out tonight fellas. I was up late playing the lady's bazongas."

3. Bean Bags - "Excuse me miss, but anyway I could lie down and take a nap on your bean bags?'

4. Gazongas - "I was just out at the beach. Lots of girls out there with their gazongas hanging out."

5. Melons - "This girl at the gym had her melons just stuffed into her sports bra."

6. Man Pillows - "Her man pillows are so big you could probably sleep a family of five on them."

7. Torpedoes- "Man your battle stations... incoming torpedoes."

8. Funbags - "The best part of spring break is the bikinis filled with fun bags."

9. Hoo-Has - "She and her friends have about 50 lbs. of hoo-has between them."

10. The Twins - "She is gonna come over later. Hopefully I will end up baby sitting her twins."

11. Bazookas - "The only reason she is my facebook friend is so I can see pics of her huge bazookas."

12. Tig ol' bitties - "Dem sum tig ol' bitties!"

13. Twin Peaks - "I'd do just about anything to scale those twin peaks."

14. Honkers - "Hey Jennifer Love Hewitt, I love your honkers!"

15. Knockers - "No one would give a shit about Tyra Banks if she didn't have incredible natural knockers."

16. Love Bubbles - "Keely Hazell has some amazing love bubbles."

17. Sweater Puppies - "If I'm lucky, she might let me take her take her sweater puppies for a walk later."

18. Juggs - "I didn't get a good look at her face, I was too busy staring at her Juggs."

19. Fuck Bubbles - "That stripper has some of the biggest fuck bubbles I have ever seen" (would be wise not to use this term with your wife or gf.)

20. Tittays - "Well, helllloooo titttaayyysss!!!!"

21. Fleshy Milk Cartons - "Jessica Simpson is pretty damn annoying, but she does have some amazing fleshy milk cartons."

22. Blouse Muffins - "Salma Hayek has some delicious looking blouse muffins."

23. Bouncing Betties - "I think she puts tape on so her bouncing betties don't give her black eyes."

24. Stress Balls - "I would never complain again if Scarlett Johansson would just let me squeeze her stress balls."

25. Ta-Tas - "She is a nice looking girl, with fantastic fake ta-tas."

26. Shoulder Boulders - "I'd like to grab a handful of those shoulder boulders."

27. Babaloos - "Did you see that? That chick had one of her babaloos hanging out!"

28. Nipple Topped Hand Warmers - I can honestly say I don't think I have ever heard this in a sentence... but still a great synonym for jubblies!

29. Num Nums- "I can't imagine seeing that girl's naked num nums."

30. Headlights - "I wouldn't have stared for so long, but she had her headlight on high beams."

31. Feed bags- "My girlfriend hates it when I call them feed bags."

32. Spheres of Ecstacy - "She has such huge spheres of ecstacy that they have their own gravitational pull."

Hope everyone is having a wonderful tittay Tuesday! Thanks for stopping by as we paid homage to the world's greatest resource... blouse muffins. Follow us cuz we are awesome.

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