It is amazing to me that Amber Heard is a lesbian.  And tragic.  Not for her, because I'm sure she loves her life.  But for men everywhere, it is like cooking up a delicious steak and then not allowing any men to eat it.  Wait, did I go too far?  Metaphorically comparing Amber Heard as a piece of meat that only women can eat?  Cuz I'm not trying to stir up the gay and lesbian bee hive.  I'm just pointing out she is hot, and men can't have her... that is all.  I actually hope that a lot of our readers are lesbian.  Like women always want a gay friend that they can talk about sex stuff with... I want a lesbian friend that I can hang out with and discuss sex stuff ... sounds magical!  Amber, will you be my friend?